he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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