shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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