Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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