He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This is the prime rib incident all over again
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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