at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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