she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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