You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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