He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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