My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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