we're chasing vodka with high fives
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
love makes seman taste better
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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