I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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