If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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