found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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