You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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