when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Someone came in the potted fern
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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