I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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