check it out our google latitudes are spooning
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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