I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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