Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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