Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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