This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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