he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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