You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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