her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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