Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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