walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
This is the high leading the old right now
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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