ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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