32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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