Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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