I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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