Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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