i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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