He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it hurts more in the daytime
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
my liver is dry heaving
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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