I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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