I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I supernannyed him into submission
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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