I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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