D3 body, D1 cock
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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