Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She swung at the pinata with crutches
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i believe in u and ur pee
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