if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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