You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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