What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think your dad took our porno
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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