Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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