Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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