Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's never too late to be topless.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize
