dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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