The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its about making memories worth repressing
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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