and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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