Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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