We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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