but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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