ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.