Don't make out with my wife yet
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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