Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'm really busy with my period
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