Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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