He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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