u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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